A few weeks ago, metro Atlanta’s resident groundhog, Gen. Beauregard Lee, was the toast of the town when he predicted an early spring for the South.
Beau better get his eyes checked, because this doesn’t look much like spring. It looks like a major mess.
On Wednesday, another storm system raced across parts of the South. That’s the fourth storm system in the last two weeks, and folks are getting mighty sick of it.
The general is now vermin non grata.
“Gen. Beauregard Lee is full of it,” tweeted Robert Wilson. “Should issue a warrant for his arrest for false statements.”
Never again
Of course, a Southerner’s definition of a winter storm is a bit different than that of their Northern cousins.
What might pass for a light dusting in Minneapolis or Boston can paralyze a city like Atlanta. Just over a year ago, a few inches of snow and ice as well as an ill-prepared Department of Transportation left the city in gridlock.
State and local officials were heavily criticized for their response to the January 2014 storm that created a traffic nightmare and left some motorists stranded for 18 hours or more.
Never again, officials vowed. And they’re leaving nothing to chance.
Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal ordered state government offices in 50 northern counties closed on Wednesday and declared a state of emergency for disaster preparedness, starting at noon.
The governor of Tennessee — where 30 weather-related deaths have been reported in the past nine days — and the governor of Alabama also declared states of emergency. And North Carolina is prepared to do the same.
Winter storm warnings in 11 states
A total of 11 states had winter storm warnings in effect Wednesday, reason enough for schools across the region to shut down and grocery aisles to get stripped bare.
The storm’s path goes in a line from Texas to the Carolina coast, though its impact won’t necessarily be even — with a few miles here and there potentially meaning the difference between a soaking rain and a Snowmageddon or something in between.
Take Tennessee, for instance, where Memphis and Nashville are forecast to get 1 to 2 inches of snow. Then there’s Chattanooga, in the southeastern corner of the state, which can expect 3 to 7 inches.
Atlanta should get a few inches, though if you creep north 20 miles to Roswell you’re looking at about double that.
North Carolina can look forward to more snow, with 5 to 9 inches set for cities such as Charlotte and Raleigh.
Snow isn’t the only worry for the South. Sleet and even rain can sometimes be just as debilitating, as previous storms have proven.
“You never get accustomed to an ice storm,” CNN meteorologist Chad Myers said. “There’s nothing you can do in an ice storm when it really rains on ground that’s (below freezing). You can’t drive on it, it’s hard to walk, maneuvering is impossible.”
A matter of perspective
Those planning to fly in and out of the South are on call in preparation for canceled flights or on the phone to reschedule because that’s already happened.
As of 1 p.m., the air travel tracking website FlightAware was already reporting some 1,330 cancellations Wednesday in and out of the United States.
Its list of the most-affected airports has a distinctly Southern twang, with two around Dallas (DFW and Love Field, which were in the middle of the wintry muck in the morning) among those hardest hit. Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson led every place with a reported 20% of its arriving and departing flights called off, something that could have far-reaching implications given its standing as the world’s busiest airport.
Some snow and travel headaches are nothing new, of course, for those in the North — especially this winter. Folks there found plenty of humor in the South’s predicament.
“In Wisconsin, we call this ‘Wednesday,'” joked Craig Koplien.
Maybe when all is said and done, it’s the groundhog that gets the last laugh. Did anyone bother to confirm its weather prognosticating skills?
