A Trumpian slogan for all 50 states

In a phone conversation with Enrique Peña Nieto earlier this year, President DonaldTrump told the Mexican president that, “I won New Hampshire because New Hampshire is a drug-infested den.”

Which got me to thinking. Could we come up with a Trumpian slogan for the other 49 states — playing off the worst stereotypes or assumptions made about them?

I put it to Twitter.

And the responses poured in. I picked the best, printable, PG-13-ish slogan for each state. They’re below. And, although this should go without saying: CNN doesn’t endorse these slogans — all of which were generated by the Twittersphere.

A warning for the easily offended or humorless: Do not scroll down.

Alabama

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas
California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Maine

Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

Montana

Nebraska

Nevada

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee

Texas

Utah
Vermont

Virginia

Washington

West Virginia

Wisconsin

Wyoming

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