In a phone conversation with Enrique Peña Nieto earlier this year, President DonaldTrump told the Mexican president that, “I won New Hampshire because New Hampshire is a drug-infested den.”
Which got me to thinking. Could we come up with a Trumpian slogan for the other 49 states — playing off the worst stereotypes or assumptions made about them?
I put it to Twitter.
And the responses poured in. I picked the best, printable, PG-13-ish slogan for each state. They’re below. And, although this should go without saying: CNN doesn’t endorse these slogans — all of which were generated by the Twittersphere.
A warning for the easily offended or humorless: Do not scroll down.
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming