David Letterman’s final Top Ten list featured a star-studded lineup of celebrities and frequent guests for “Top Ten Things I Always Wanted To Say To Dave.”
Here’s the countdown:
10. Alec Baldwin: “Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home.”
9. Barbara Walters: “Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?”
8. Steve Martin: “Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.”
7. Jerry Seinfeld: “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air… You know, I just thought of something–I’ll be fine.”
6. Jim Carrey: “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.”
(Carrey then overacts by messing up his own hair and making a crazy face.)
5. Chris Rock: “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”
(The camera then pans over to Dreyfus’ old co-star, Jerry Seinfeld, who looks shocked and sad implying that Dreyfus is talking about the “Seinfeld” finale.)
3. Peyton Manning: “You are to comedy what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “Dave, I’ll never have the money I owe you.”